did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3
Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
"You’re a girl so act like one". Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my vagina came with a terms and conditions manual.
That would be the longest most creepy manual in the world.